Why I'm not getting an iPhone 4S

1. My iPhone 4 does all that I need it to do,
2. standing in line to buy something is less fun than watching reality TV,
3. I want to wait and see who's likely to win the 4G/LTE race, and most importantly,
4. ...Siri will be much more useful after millions of customers provide nine months of use and pattern data that Apple can use to make Siri truly useful when iPhone 5 (likely) launches next summer. The current version's campy pseudo-clever responses make very clear that Siri IS A BETA PRODUCT. It's very limited, and I have enough distractions already.

Update on Tuesday, January 3, 2012 at 6:30PM by Robert Cathey

Shameful on my part to miss a typo for this long. Thanks to Alesa Grant for spotting it!